Press Kit Information
From time to time we put some PDF material out for customers. After Apple refused Flash support and iPhone failed to support Flash, we have directed our media department to focus on PDF as the compliant solution for press kit redistributables. This content should be available by end of 2nd Quarter 2010 for all parties interested. Prior media is being converted now.

Some of this media is restricted due to ongoing criminal harassment of business lines and customers, service areas, and Interstate threats leveled at the testimony of the President against criminal kidnapping, narcotic trafficking, and counter-corruption in regional law enforcement activities. Therefore press kits may be either public or "customer-eyes-only" and restricted to specific audiences and distribution rights. Please read any warning carefully in signing out press kits about internal technology as civil and criminal damages for misuse may apply, and will be pursued if malice or criminal negligence is established in their handling and operational use.

 

 

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Members of the press are required to identify themselves when calling and file their requests in a formal manner for treatment. Harassment and telecom fraud pretending to be press corp will be prosecuted as criminal activity by this corporation to the full extent of the law. Misrepresentation of the firm or its position will also be considered breach of agreement, and copies of all media produced available for release to prevent fraud, spin, and criminal distortion of the views, opinions, and policies of the company in matters of public release.

 

 
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